Favorite Character?

[Godchild_Cain]

...? Is that it? Only one word? It's a miracle!

(I'm not annoyed, your persistence is astounding. Besides, I can create thousands forums *insert evil laughter here*)  

[CriticallyMadDoctor88]

Yep, that's...pretty much it. Unless you want one of my eight-page rambles?

(I can't really tell if that's compliment or not, so I'll take it as a...compli...nsult.)  

[Godchild_Cain]

It would probably be better than dealing with Oscar.

(Interesting new word. Maybe I should use it.)  

[CriticallyMadDoctor88]

Yeah, I'm pretty sure he's the cause for inventing restraining orders in the first place... You think I'M bad...

(Like it? And you used "maybe" again... -grin-)  

[Godchild_Cain]

That's actually a very good point. But he doesn't plan on killing me anytime soon.

(*bangs head against wall* Not again!)

 

[CriticallyMadDoctor88]

But he also doesn't break the law daily. Or does he...?

(Ha, maybe you should think about what you say before you...DANG.)  

[Godchild_Cain]

He might, but I wouldn't want to spy on him to figure it out.

(I think the word is too common to leave out.)  

[CriticallyMadDoctor88]

I could, if you would be willing to give me something extremely valuable in return. Your eyes will be a down payment, of course...

(I think you may be right.)  

[Wolfdaemon]

Ooo, ooo, ooo! I'll be your therapist! *already knows how messed up you guys are*  

[Godchild_Cain]

I'd like my eyes to remain in my head, thank you very much!
Okay Chris, knock yourself out.  

[CriticallyMadDoctor88]

Oh God, not another one... -rubs temples-  

[Wolfdaemon]

Trust me, you two need it. *sits on chair, taking out pen and pad of paper* Well, shall we begin~?  

[CriticallyMadDoctor88]

...Fine. If I must.  

[Godchild_Cain]

Go for it.  

[Wolfdaemon]

Allright, let us begin then. First off, describe your childhoods.