Favorite Character?

[Godchild_Cain]

*Throws the dictionary away*
Hey, at least I had the courtesy to change it up a little bit by using the word perhaps.  

[CriticallyMadDoctor88]

You only used perhaps the first time. After that, you said "maybe" precisely three times. And I only said it so frequently because I didn't think you were so a**l about proper conversation.  

[Godchild_Cain]

*scans last few pages*
I think we should invest in a therapist.  

[CriticallyMadDoctor88]

-follows suit- ...I think you may be onto something.  

[Godchild_Cain]

But the therapist may try to talk us out of some of our stranger habits.  

[CriticallyMadDoctor88]

True... After all, one of my favourite hobbies is collecting odd medical things, and you've got some strange poison fetish... Both could be easily cured by a therapeutic sidewinder.  

[Godchild_Cain]

Oprah would have a field day with us. Or Dr. Phil, take your pick.  

[CriticallyMadDoctor88]

Don't talk to me about that billiard-ball-headed man. He wouldn't know a valid psychiatric evaluation if it stabbed him in the eye.  

[Godchild_Cain]

*takes out pen and notepad*
And how does that make you feel?  

[CriticallyMadDoctor88]

Angry. So very angry. As does most of the human race.  

[Godchild_Cain]

*puts on a funny mustache and switches accents*
Yes, I see. And how do you think the human race feels?  

[CriticallyMadDoctor88]

...Alright, have you gone mental on me? And the human race SHOULD feel scared as all get out because such a dangerous man is against them.  

[Godchild_Cain]

This is much cheaper than a therapist, trust me.

So, who is this dangerous man you speak of?  

[CriticallyMadDoctor88]

Ha ha. That's funny.  

[Godchild_Cain]

Oh, come on. Just play along.