Favorite Character?

[Godchild_Cain]

Interesting theory, but that's only minus one out of a million others.  

[CriticallyMadDoctor88]

You could always surrender yourself to Father and take away even more. Oh, and as an added bonus, you could send a bullet careening into Riffael's head to take away a large chunk of my problems.  

[Godchild_Cain]

I do not think either of those are going to be on my agenda. Besides, if I surrender then your days are going to be very boring if you don't have anyone to plot against. As for your second sentence, I'd rather send a bullet careening into your head. You're just jealous!  

[Wolfdaemon]

Congratulations. Both of you idiots have successfully wasted three whole pages~! *sarcastic finger twirl*  

[CriticallyMadDoctor88]

Me? Jealous? What's there to be jealous of? I'm not the one who's living under the guise of actually being alive, and I'm not the one who has an entire Organization after me. If anything, you both should be jealous of ME. -turns to Anius- It takes one to know one.  

[Wolfdaemon]

Well isn't that statement an overly used cliche. Whoop dee do. How very mature of you, doctor~  

[Godchild_Cain]

You're jealous because no one cares about you...as much as Riff cares about me. You don't have a bond to anyone.
Of course we all know that with me being under so much stress due to the things you have listed, fangirls will flock to me. I'm not jealous because I'm an earl, I don't see father frequently, AND I have friends.  

[CriticallyMadDoctor88]

Oh, so now it's a good thing for fangirls to flock to you? The last time I checked, they were just nuisances. And, every fangirl that I have is OBSESSED with me. OBSESSED. It's pathetic.  

[Godchild_Cain]

It's not really a good thing but it does involve more votes. I believe you are higher up on the nuisance scale than they are.

(So...who had the 3500th post?)  

[CriticallyMadDoctor88]

How am I a nuisance? I'm not some angsty teenager with a boyfriend that ruined about fifteen lives by just being born.

(And what do you mean?)  

[Godchild_Cain]

You ruined your sister's lives. Doesn't that count in the death tally? It's your fault that you were sickly child and needed their organs. I didn't really ask to be born...and we all know where that conversation leads.
And I don't have a boyfriend! Just because he is my butler and has access to my room doesn't mean that we're...together!

(Well, I've got 10k here for the 3500th poster)  

[CriticallyMadDoctor88]

Oh, come now, Cain, there's no denying it. I heard the hesitance in your voice before you said "together".

(How do you go about figuring it out? As you can see, I'm a guild n00b)  

[Godchild_Cain]

I paused because I thought it was idiotic for you to even have that notion!

(Eh, well we look back a few posts at their posting times...and figure out how far back the 3500th post was...so I'm assuming you were the 3500th post. Anyways Chris's pockets are lined so he doesn't need the gold.)  

[CriticallyMadDoctor88]

Idiotic, maybe. True, definitely.

(Awesome, thanks!)  

[Godchild_Cain]

It's not true. Whatever you do, don't believe the loonies over at fanfiction.net!

(Congrats!)