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 Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2005 11:09 am
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Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2005 3:17 pm
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Quote: I went into the 7-11 gas station the other day and asked for five dollars worth of gas. The clerk farted and gave me a receipt. |
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Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2005 3:19 pm
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Quote: Dear Abby, My husband is not happy with my mood swings. The other day, he bought me a mood ring so he would be able to monitor my moods. When I'm in a good mood it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood it leaves a big <******** red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time the a*****e will buy me a diamond. Sincerely, Bitchy in Fort Myers |
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Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2005 3:20 pm
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Quote: Italian Mother A young Italian man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and that he is going to get married. He says, "Just for fun Ma, I'm going to bring over 3 women and you try and guess which one I'm going to marry." The mother agrees. The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while. He then says, "Okay, Ma, guess which one I'm going to marry." She immediately replies, "The one on the right." "That's amazing, Ma. You're right. How did you know?" She replies, "I don't like her." |
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Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2005 3:36 pm
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Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2005 4:19 pm
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Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2005 5:06 pm
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Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2005 7:20 pm
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Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2005 11:17 pm
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Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 2:03 pm
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Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 3:50 pm
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Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 4:49 pm
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Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 5:09 pm
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Cassandra022 Xander Tarbert They're not gonna catch us. We're on a mission from God. *catches*
ninja ~latches onto~ |
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Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 8:22 pm
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