you stole my cookie

[19Devil92]

calls a terrorist group to ask if they have any suicide bombers we could "borrow" I MEAN calls the bakery to see if they're running tests on the awesomness of our cookies domokun  

[Huntersolid]

starts makeing big mmissle that go big boom i mean starts making oven for cookies  

[19Devil92]

hires ninjas *cuz they're awesome* i mean hires a baker *cuz he makes good cookies*  

[Huntersolid]

calls leader os gangs and mafias and brings obama bac to life and hitler i mean looks in for cookie dough  

[19Devil92]

murders the body guards i mean murders a... fake... cookie???  

[Huntersolid]

blows up door blocking me from the president i mean the cookies should be done in a sec when you here the big explosion  

[19Devil92]

throws iron net over the prez I MEAN throws water on the cookie fire you started  

[Huntersolid]

pulls gun out to kill prez i mean pulls a burnt cookie out of oven  

[19Devil92]

checks to see if the prez is dead I MEAN checks to see if the burnt cookies are edible  

[Huntersolid]

digs a hole for the dead prez body i mean makes grave for burnt cookies  

[19Devil92]

lights the body on fire so there will be no evidence left behind i mean lights the cookies on fire cuz they wanted to be creamated...?  

[Huntersolid]

CHANGES IDEA AND THROWS THE CREAMATED PRESIDENT I MEAN COOKIES INTO A LAKE  

[19Devil92]

nominates a new president (i nominate myself!) i mean nominates a new cookie jar to keep all new cookies safe  

[Huntersolid]

ninja puts bomb on who ever is the new prez twisted i mean going to let new prez see cookies  

[19Devil92]

Stops running for prez i mean stops looking for old cookies.