Chat Thread: Chopsticks and teacups

[Deoridhe]

missmagpie

I also heard the worst chat up line in my history of Fibber's. From a drunken man who could barely keep his eyes open, "You look intelligent." Then he dropped his drink and fell over. Charming. wink

I can beat it! whee "You look like my ex-girlfriend. She dumped me over email."  

[Deoridhe]

*stuck in my head*
Dolphins are all liars - they seem nice enough at first; they'r playing all around you till they see you at your worst and then they leave you. WIthout a word, they swim away.

And I crush everything, and I crush everything, and I crush everything!  

[Henry Dorsett Case]

Deoridhe

*stuck in my head*
Dolphins are all liars - they seem nice enough at first; they'r playing all around you till they see you at your worst and then they leave you. WIthout a word, they swim away.

And I crush everything, and I crush everything, and I crush everything!

I can't hear the word "dolphin" without immediately thinking of the following line:

Pleakley

Help! I don't like the ocean! Ahh! Oh, look, a friendly little dolphin. They helped sailors during the war... It's a shark! It's a shark and it ain't friendly! Looks like a dolphin... Tricky fish! Tricky fish!

 

[Fiddlers Green]

TeaDidikai

Fondu is love!

Indeed.

Oh, and my neighbor, (who is both Gay, and a rabid fan of the Hockey team, the Sharks) has a shirt that reads: Dolphins are just gay Sharks.  

[TeaDidikai]

Henry Dorsett Case

Deoridhe

*stuck in my head*
Dolphins are all liars - they seem nice enough at first; they'r playing all around you till they see you at your worst and then they leave you. WIthout a word, they swim away.

And I crush everything, and I crush everything, and I crush everything!

I can't hear the word "dolphin" without immediately thinking of the following line:

Pleakley

Help! I don't like the ocean! Ahh! Oh, look, a friendly little dolphin. They helped sailors during the war... It's a shark! It's a shark and it ain't friendly! Looks like a dolphin... Tricky fish! Tricky fish!

I cannot think of dolphins without thinking of their sexual practices including rape and incest and then the image from King of the Hill.  

[TeaDidikai]

I'm trying to make Nuri's wish come true.

I plan to put together some good pagan topics for M&R.

Pagan topics that don't focus on how bastardized Wicca is- lets face it, we know- it's old. While it will never go away, we need to start putting together good topics for the forum. I'm sick of "Why Wicca Sucks" and Christendom.

Merry Christmas Nuri and Deo. Here's your present.

Effort on my part to make M&R fun, interesting and fresh.  

[TeaDidikai]

One for the Money  

[TeaDidikai]

Two for the show...  

[maenad nuri]

*cries* You are so sweet!  

[CuAnnan]

Name change time.  

[TeaDidikai]

Nuri

*cries* You are so sweet!

Shhhhhhhhhhh! You'll ruin my rep for being a psychotic b***h!  

[TeaDidikai]

Cuchullain

Name change time.

~brain melts~

But..... but....  

[CuAnnan]

TeaDidikai

But..... but....

But head?  

[TeaDidikai]

Cuchullain

TeaDidikai

But..... but....

But head?

... talk2hand

When do I get that call?  

[CuAnnan]

TeaDidikai

... talk2hand

When do I get that call?

I'll give you a bell now if you like.