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Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 8:00 am
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Aku Kami Kurayami On a similar note, 20th Century Fox has obtained rights to make a live action Cowboy Bobop. And they chose one of the worst people you possibly could to play Spike Spiegle.
Keanu Reeves. When I heard that, I was instantly terrified.
This is my friend Alex's take on what would happen if Sunrise left Fox to their own devices on this.
Quote: Spike and his black partner, Jet Black, travel the galaxy looking for bounties. Spike participates in gun fights and black Jet Black stands around calling him a "crazy-a** white boy". As they travel they stumble upon a casino and decide to play. Spike wins lots of money and meets Fei (played, of course, by a Playboy Bunny) somewhere in there. After some flirting (and by that I mean the two immediately went down on each other in a casino hotel) Fei sneaks out of the room with all of poor Spike's money. After a chase scene where Spike runs after Fei when he noticed his money was gone, the stumble into the Casino when... BOOM! A bomb explodes in the Casino. What kind of incredibly original bad guys could have done this? Why a terrorist group of Arabians of course! "Ho' s.h.i.t!" exclaims black Jet Black, "There's a 'ho bunch a crazy-a** sand-*I'll go to hell if I write the word here* mutha' fuggas in here!". Spike immidiately whips out a gun and points it at the nearest terrorist when, to which the terrorist grabs a nearby hostage, who happens to be an seven year old girl. After saving the little girl, a huge gun battle ensues to the tune of Kenny G. After killing... well, everybody, Spike grabs the nearest terrorist who just barely manages to tell Spike where to go next in the form of a barely audible 2-3 word hint. Wow, wasn't the terrorist nice for ratting out all his friends? After that, the little girl name EDWARD is found to have no father. Aww, sad face. The girl is taken into the ship. Meanwhile Fei agrees to give back the money if she can go on the ship too. And so, on a journay to kill a bunch of A-rabs, Spike learns to be a father figure to the emotionally crippled Edward while smexing it up with the herpes filled Fei and taking smack talk from black Jet Black.
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