Favorite Character?

[CriticallyMadDoctor88]

-grip tightens on scalpel behind back, but keeps up an innocent smile, talking through his teeth- Now now, Earl, the nicities must be observed... Father wouldn't approve of such harsh words to your favourite brother. -puts arm around Cain simply to annoy him- After all, we all know how fond you are of me.  

[Godchild_Cain]

*shrugs off arm*
Skewering me with that scalpel won't help your case, you know father doesn't want anyone to kill me but himself. You might be punished.  

[CriticallyMadDoctor88]

-quickly steps way from you, shivering. chuckles and shrugs- I don't have to skewer you, you know... I can always settle for your eyes instead! -grins evilly-  

[Godchild_Cain]

*eyes Jizabel uneasily*
I already made that deal, but it won't happen again.
*takes out pistol*  

[CriticallyMadDoctor88]

Well, I suppose you could shoot, since Cassian isn't around this time to tackle me before you pull the trigger, but wouldn't it be a little boring if you killed me? You wouldn't have anything to look forward to. -chuckles and taps chin with scalpel point-  

[Godchild_Cain]

I think I would have a lot of things to look forward to if you were dead. Keeping you alive is not on my to-do list. Though playing cat and mouse can be an amusing past time...  

[CriticallyMadDoctor88]

See? There you go. Aren't you glad your big brother was around to provide you with some sense for your poor little logic-starved brain?  

[Godchild_Cain]

As if you are one to offer intelligence. You have not been groomed as well as I have.  

[CriticallyMadDoctor88]

-pretends to be hurt, dramatically placing his hands over his heart- That hurts right here, Earl. Must you be so callous towards me?  

[Godchild_Cain]

It was supposed to sting. I shall never forget the Meridiana incident, though you probably will. You've never been fond of humans.  

[CriticallyMadDoctor88]

OF COURSE I'M NOT! HUMANS ARE FOUL, LOATHESOME VERMIN THAT DESERVE THE INNERMOST REGIONS OF HELL-- -starts rambling about how horrible humans are-  

[Godchild_Cain]

Well, if that is what humans deserve...and you are human...I'll pay for your ticket! And if you go you will finally get to see Snark again.
*smirks*  

[CriticallyMadDoctor88]

-is now furious- You're pushing it, Earl...  

[Godchild_Cain]

Oh, common. I know you want to say you are sorry for eating him.  

[CriticallyMadDoctor88]

I-It wasn't my fault! You know as well as I do that I would never--