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[scamwow]

Roy needs a vacation- Hughes has known this for months. Unluckily for Roy, it's hard to get out from under Hawkeye's thumb for any sort of a break. And so, Hughes had to resort to one of his wilder, and infinitely more stupid ideas- "kidnapping" Roy.

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- This is a 1x1 roleplay.

- PM me if you're interested in playing Roy.

Please include

+ A subject in your PM, so I can tell what you want from me. Something about wanting to be Roy, I don't care.

+ A small example of your writing skills. I don't care if it's an excerpt from a fanfiction or original story you've written, as long as it's your writing.

Before even considering applying, take this in mind.

....I don't want to roleplay with you if you're illiterate. Know the difference between "you're" and "your", "there" and "their", as well as "to" and "too"

....However, I don't mind amateurs at all. Don't be scared to apply if you're new to role playing.

....Sometimes it takes me an hour or so to come up with a reply- I'm just slow like that. I'm a bit over-picky with my posts.

....I lose muse easily sometimes. It's not your fault, I just get disinterested. I'll try to post as best as I can.

....I'm a huge Maes/Roy shipper. If you're not into that, that's fine by me. I'm pretty sure I can play a heterosexual Hughes as good as I can gay one. I think this RP could be fun even without fulfilling my fangirlish fantasies.

....Sorry if I seem a little picky, but I really don't care about some slip-ups in grammar as long as you actually KNOW the difference. I make typos too. heart

I probably just scared off everyone that would want to RP with me D:
I'm not nearly as stuck-up as I sound, I promise ; 3;

 

[scamwow]

Maes knew it was a bad idea- but really, it was the best he had.

Last time he had tried to sneak Roy out of the office for even a drink or lunch he had gotten his arm broken. Hawkeye didn't appreciate his idea of a "joke". It was just a bit of fake blood- it didn't even stain the carpet. Even to that day Roy never let him forget how stupid he was to even try it.

And so, Maes decided to get a little outside help. It was stupid to attempt to snatch Roy up at the office, especially since it was hard for someone like Maes to be inconspicuous, so he hired someone to do it for him.

It left him feeling a little nervous, simply because not only had he hired someone to kidnap his best friend, but because he didn't know if it would work. If the attempt failed and they got captured...well, it'd definitely be the end of Maes's career. All of this for a simple little vacation. Sometimes he wondered why he was even still alive after all these years.

And so, Maes waited for some sort of report from the men he'd hired, stomach full of butterflies.

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[Kitsune4AllEternity]

"You know, Hawkeye, I have been working for a reeeeaaaally long time so can I-" Roy started partially knoeing Riza's answer.

"No you've barely even started." She said putting another pile of papers to the already avalanching mountian of papers. "I let you off for a ten minute break yesterday and you went home and passed out so that was your break for the rest of the month." She said walking away.

After a few slow minutes Roy heard someone walk up. "What Hawkeye I'm working!" Roy snapped and looked up. This isn't Hawkeye..... he thought and sliped on his gloves under his desk. "Can I help you?" He asked bracing himself for a fight.

 

[scamwow]

"Jus' the mailman. Got some package fer a Colonel Roy Summthin'-or-other here."

The man on the other side of the closed door had a wheeled gurney with a rather large box resting on top of it. It was approximately the size of a medium-sized man, marked with the stereotypical "this side up" on the side and finished off with a nice little sticker labeled "Standard Desk - Oak". He wasn't no amateur when it came to staying unnoticed.

The man gnashed his teeth down on a toothpick hanging precariously from his lips. Knock him out. Stick him in the box. Wheel him out to the pick-up point. He'd done things like that before; this time wouldn't be any different. "Do I hafta wait out 'ere all day? I 'ave a job to do."

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[Kitsune4AllEternity]

"Alright I'm Lt. Colonel Roy Mustang." Roy said and went around the desk to the smelly man and opened the box. "What the- Hey what is this the box is empty?! Is this some kind of prank? Did Hughes send you? Come on ANSWER ME!" Roy yelled extremely annoyed and when he was about to turn around when everything went black. What the hell is going on? He thought just as he went unconcious.

 

[scamwow]

Maes got a call later that day, informing him to pick up the "package" at the "post office". He was a little nervous, considering he had trusted Roy to a couple of kidnap artists. Hughes wasn't sure what they might do when he gave them the money. The Lieutenant Colonel said goodbye to his wife, who was still disappointed it was a "work trip" (meaning she and Elicia couldn't go), then picking up his suitcase of clothes and leaving for the train station. He could only hope he got to the pick-up spot before Roy woke up.

He took the earliest train possible to Camdon, a small town on the border of Amestris and Aerugo. It was about a two-hour ride via train and by time he got there Maes was pretty tired. He found his way over to the abandoned factory where he was to pick up Roy, hefting the suitcase stuffed full of clothes.

Hughes hoped going through all this trouble would be worth it- he was sure Roy probably wouldn't see it that way.

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[Kitsune4AllEternity]

"What the- ow my head....?" Roy said aloud rubbing the back of his head. That really hurt.... he thought. "Hey where? WHERE ARE MY GLOVES?!?!?!" He said frantically. This is why Hawkeye should be here with- WAIT WHERE AM I? Way to go Mustang you manage to get yourself kidnapped. THE SMELLY GROSS MAN TOOK ME!!!!!!!!!!! He yelled in his head. "What now?" Roy said and thought back to his training. I swear to god when I find whoever planned this is going to FRY! He thought and looked around for flint or anything.

 

[scamwow]

Maes was a bit perplexed when he got to the warehouse, looking about apprehensively. "Hello?" He frowned. It was quiet, but there were people there if he looked hard enough. He couldn't help but jump when he ran into a large, dark man- most likely a body guard of somesort.

"Ya got th' money?" He growled. Maes smiled nervously and opened the suitcase, exposing a large package filled with the payment. Thank goodness the stuff was fake- it was easy to get his hands on fake money with where he worked.

The towering man began to look through the bag to make sure it was there. Maes began to get a little nervous. "So. Where's the colonel?"

He just chuckled at him. "Oh, him? In the back rooms."

Maes was lead by two dumber-looking men, but with equally threatening builds, to the rooms. Roy was there, sure enough, looking as miffled as a wet cat.

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[Kitsune4AllEternity]

"Huges? HUGES WHAT IS THIS!!!" Roy yelled looking at the person who was (up until that point) his closest friend. What? I expected at least the houmunculis but not him. Roy thought and yelled, "ANSWER ME!!! DO you KNOW what this could do to your CAREER?? What about your FAMILY!!" He finished and glared at huges as if daring him to try something.  

[scamwow]

Hughes backed up, a little shocked. "Whoa, hold on, now. Think about all the positives before you get off on the wrong foot." He tried to smile, though the men around them were making him a little anxious. "Just think of it as a little vacation, okay? I've got this all planned out."

He looked back at the men, who didn't seem to keen on budging any time soon. They started to make the family man nervous. "Your gloves, colonel." Hughes handed them to Roy, looking back at the men over his shoulder. "I trust you to be careful with them. Wouldn't want me getting hurt, of course."

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[Kitsune4AllEternity]

A vacation? What the? Roy thought and looked at Huges. "A vacation....? You really had to have me Kidnapped just so you could get me out of the office?" Roy said and burst out laughing. "Are you serious? You could have just asked me in the office when Hawkeye was doing something else. Speaking of her she must be going ape s**t....." He said imagining a chibi Riza running around yelling "WHERE IS HE?!" to everyone who would listen.

((I just had to.... XP)
 

[scamwow]

(Ha ha! X3)

Hughes frowned slightly. "But that wouldn't be any fun. Besides, you know how Hawkeye would react-" He shuddered at the thought of the time he had tried before. Hughes grinned suddenly, talking through his teeth as he jerked his head towards the exit of the room. "Come on...let's hurry and go before they realized I gave 'em fake money." The Lt. Colonel looked over his shoulder at the men, who looked as threatening as always.

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[Kitsune4AllEternity]

Roy snorted thinking back to the time Hawkeye exploded on Huges for even metioning a vacation. "Fine we might as well use this time while we can." Roy said and walked out of the tiny room that smelled like pee. "And next time if you kidnap me get some less smelly henchmen and hideout please this was disgusting." He whispered as he passed Huges.

 

[scamwow]

Hughes smiled and nodded. "I second that...unfortunately, they were the best ones I could find in the files I looked through." The gang boss glared at him from behind his sunglasses as he watched the two leave. "Thanks for doing business with us, gentlemen." The huge man grinned wickedly. "Have a nice vacation...colonel."

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[Kitsune4AllEternity]

"Thank you." Roy said stiffly and he walked by and threw up a little bit in his mouth as he got a whiff of the head henhman guy. "Huges are you trying to kill me?!" Roy said to him as they walked out into the fresh air. "Next time go through more files of make them shower before coming to get me!" He almost yelled still utterly disgusted.