• Top excuces to get out of school
    1. I forgot how to breath.
    2. My penguin slipped down the toilet.
    3. -jumps off cliff- SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!
    4. Someone stole the cookie from my cookie jar.
    5. I was watching a yawning tree on youtube.
    6. My cat kept yelling at me "GET A JOB!"
    7. I got lost in my closet searching for Narnia.
    8. I was on the phone with Obama ordering some tofu.
    9. Superman was on break, so I covered for him.
    10. my fish threw muffins at me all night long!
    11. I forgot what a pencil was.
    12. OH EM GEE IS THATS A FLYING UNICORN?! -runs away-
    13.I forgot where the school was.
    14. I broke my leg playing with some paper.
    15. I decided to get a job like my cat said.