• I am going tell you about the murder of the Teval family. (take a dramatic pause and draw in a big breath) Dylan Teval age 9 lays in his bed trying to sleep. He has his hand dangling off the edge of his bed and his dog Rosco is licking it. It is very late about (say the time it is at the time your telling this story) but Dylan is being kept up by an annoying sound drip, drip, drip. (say drips with seriuos emphasis) So Dylan gets up and Rosco runs under the bed. Dylan gos to the kitchen to make sure the faucets aren't leaking. They're not. So he gos to the bathroom in the hall. No leak. He gos back to bed and Rosco starts licking him again. Drip, drip, drip. He gets up and gos to the second bathroom. He opens the shower and to his horror his Mom his Dad and ROSCO are dead and hanging from the ceiling by their slit necks. (take pause) the drips that had been annoying him was his family's blood.

    SO WHO DO YOU THINK WAS LICKING HIS HAND? eek

    (if you don't know it's the killer who was licking him. duh!)