Voice: So you wish to be a new member for the Organization.
Voice: ‘Kay. First off. What’s your name?
Alex: Alex Shade.
Voice: I can tell you’re a girl…
Alex: If you couldn’t, you’d be a loser.
Voice: Next question. What is your weapon you use?
Alex: Two kick
Voice: Remember; this is a children’s show.
Alex: Fine. Two totally awesome pipes used for beating my enemies senseless.
Voice: Third. Is there any particular reason you wish to join?
Alex: I pone all awesome skills and the Organization is so cool, it gives me the chills just thinking about it.
Voice: You have mental problems, don’t you?
Alex: It takes a mentally insane person to know a mentally insane person.
Voice: Okay. Final question. What are your skills?
Alex: I can steal anyone’s weapons. Woo-Hoo!
Voice: Okay, just don’t get yourself in trouble by stealing the weapons of Organization XIII. Interview’s over. I’ll get back to you tomorrow morning. Meet me here 8:35.
Alex: Thank you very much.
((Alex tries to hug the voice but Alex is pushed away))
Alex: Someone’s a grouch today.
((Alex is writing in her diary))
Alex: Why do we say ‘Dear Diary’? It’s not like we’re writing to it. It sounds so dumb. We’re writing to ourselves.
Voice: Then write ‘Dear me, myself, and I’. That makes more sense.
Alex: For someone who has no common knowledge, you’re pretty smart.
Voice: I’ll ignore that first part.
Alex: I was only telling the truth.
Voice: Next time, leave out the part that makes me mad.
Alex: ‘Kay. Now back to my diary…What was I going to write about………Hey voice!?
((The voice doesn’t respond))
Alex: Meanie Panda! Now let’s see, ‘Dear me, myself, and I: I forgot what I was originally going to write. So don’t hold it against me because I’m being random.’
Diary: You’re always random. It tears my binding apart. Think of something better to write about. Your randomness is so annoying, I wish I was a lion’s diary.
Alex: That’s not nice.
Diary: Who cares. You’re random.
Alex: Diaries shouldn’t talk back.
Diary: And you shouldn’t be writing random nonsense in me.
((Alex gets up and throws the diary))
Alex: And good writhen.
((Alex sits back down))
Alex: I guess we do write to diaries…scary.
((Alex is dancing and singing to some music))
Alex: ((singing)) I believe in miracles!
Voice: You scare me sometimes.
Alex: You don’t need to be mean about it.
Voice: I’m not mean. I’m truthful.
Alex: Hmp! Truthful? Why do I doubt that beyond many doubts?
Voice: You doubt me? Ha! I know scary when I see scary.
Alex: Then look at the camera. Let the audience see scary.
Voice: No way. I can’t.
Alex: Why not?
Voice: Well, I’m the cameraperson and the props person. Without me, who’s going to throw the props at you?
Alex: At me!? Don’t you mean to me!?
Voice: No. If I throw them to you, you won’t be scared crazy. Then the show won’t be awesome.
Alex: You’re so mean.
Voice: Since when was I known for my niceness?
((Alex begins to go into thought.))
Alex: There was that one…nope, I got nothing.
Voice: Besides the point that that sounds so mean, you’re so correct.
Alex: See? The truth doesn’t always hurt.
Voice: Ignorance is bliss; knowledge is misery.
Alex: That didn’t make any sense at all.
Voice: It wasn’t supposed to.
((Alex shifts to the side))
Alex: Why am I not surprised? Sighs I mean, you’re like a manga book. Obvious of what’s going to happen in the next volume.
Voice: Normally that’s what I’d say. You stole my line!
Voice: Well let’s end the scene.
Drevlin: Where am I? This is odd. Am I the only one here?
((Drevlin turns around with fear))
Drevlin: Who are you?
Voice: I’m the voice that follows people around.
Drevlin: Do you have a name?
Voice: People just refer to me as the voice that handles the camera and the props.
Drevlin: I guess that makes sense.
Voice: See? Everything makes sense sooner or later.
Drevlin: Except you.
Voice: Is it ‘be mean to the camera/props person week’?
Drevlin: Must be. Since I’m like the second person to make fun of you.
Voice: No, everyone at Wal-Mart were making fun of me.
Drevlin: Then you must have been the idiot wearing wearing the witch out fit. And let me tell you, when you wear a witch outfit in July, you’re bound to be made fun of.
Voice: Some advice. Scoffs I thought people are supposed to be nice to the camera/props people.
Drevlin: Only if they were the director.
Voice: I am the Director.
Drevlin: You’ve got to be kidding me! Oh well, you’re fun to make fun of.
Voice: And you’re mean.
Drevlin: How did I know you were going to say that.
Voice: Because you looked at my script.
Drevlin: Curse that snitching scull in the corner of the room.
Voice: Ha ha! I pone all awesomeness.
Drevlin: Yeah, yeah, keep gloating.
Alex: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to be late.
((Alex bows to apologize))
Voice: Half an hour late. Well, it won’t change the results.
((Alex is so worried, she walks back and forth))
Alex: Oh no! I failed! Don’t try to make me happy. I know I failed.
Voice: Uh Alex?
Alex: ((stops pacing and puts face in hands)) It’s okay, you don’t need to cheer me up.
Voice: But Alex…
Alex: ((looks like she’s about to cry)) I know, they didn’t accept me.
Voice: They did, you loser.
Alex: ((looks astonished)) They did?
((Alex falls to her knees.))
Voice: Glad to see you’re so happy.
Alex: Oh thank you, thank you, thank you! I’ve never been so happy!
Voice: ((sarcastically)) I never would have noticed.
Alex: ((jumps up)) Yay!
((Alex runs off screen yelling ‘yes’ over and over))
Alex: The Organization is soooooo cheap. They gave me this lame-o cloak. I mean, it doesn’t even look like the other organization cloaks. It looks like a dementor outfit gone wrong.
Drevlin: Do you always complain?
Alex: You would to if you had to wear a terrible outfit. I feel like an outcast. An outcast, you hear me, AN OUTCAST!
((Alex sat down with her head in her hands))
Drevlin: What if you sue them.
Alex: They’ll fire me.
Drevlin: You don’t need to hang out with losers like them.
Alex: But they’re so cool. I want to be cool.
Voice: You’ll never be cool.
Drevlin: Where have you been?
Alex: F.Y.I., she never leaves.
Drevlin: I was just trying to make it sound as if she weren’t always around.
Alex: Well it didn’t work.
((Alex and Drevlin were arguing))
Drevlin: That’s because you ruined it.
Voice: Uh guys?
Alex: I ruined it? You should’ve warned me first.
Drevlin: I thought you had common knowledge.
Voice: I need to tell you something.
Alex: I do. But I don’t understand guys.
Voice: C’mon guys.
Drevlin: Do you have something against guys?
Voice: Will you listen?
Alex: No just you.
Drevlin: What’s that supposed to mean.
Voice: Hey guys?
Alex: Take a wild guess.
Drevlin: Why I ought to…
((Drevlin got caught off))
Voice: Will you two listen to me!
Alex/Drevlin: ((with fear)) Y-yes ma’am.
((The two backed up a couple steps))
Voice: Good. Now what I was trying to say was that I did leave. It’s Sunday. So as my tradition, I grab a cup of coffee from the kitchen. You two should know that I have a cup every Sunday.
Drevlin: Oh. I didn’t even notice you were gone.
Alex: Ya, me neither.
Voice: Before you two ruin anything else, I’ll just end the scene.
The Greatest Invention
((Drevlin walks to the dimension transporter))
Drevlin: Did you really make this?
Voice: Yep. Made I all by myself. Go ahead, give it a try.
Drevlin: All right!
Alex: You really trust this demented person behind the camera to build something that won’t kill you?
Drevlin: Nice vocab. Heh heh, ‘demented’. Heh heh.
Alex: You’re bound to be blown up.
Drevlin: And that’s a chance I’m daring to take. CHAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!
((Drevlin runs off screen))
Alex: Fine then. ((No motivation)) charge.
((the camera follows Alex as she walks into the dimension transporter.))
((Alex walks out in a different out fit.))
Drevlin: Pretty sweet place, huh?
Alex: Ya, I guess. Hey, where’s our little voice that never shuts up? She did follow us, right?
Drevlin: I don’t know. I guess we can tell her about this later.
((Drevlin walks around.))
Drevlin: I feel like I’ve been here before.
Alex: You dope, that’s because we never left the set.
Drevlin: Really? Then where’s our voicey little friend?
Alex: Cross off ‘little’ and I have no clue. She’s bound to show up.
Alex: Where were you?
Voice: I was visiting the Countress.
Drevlin: Don’t you mean ‘the Count’?
Voice: No. The one I met was a countress.
Alex: You make the oddest friends.
Voice: Ya, you.
((the voice laughs.))
Alex: You are completely cruel.
Voice: I know.
The Great Battle
Voice: We join our friends on their epic journey through different dimensions. Alex and Drevlin seem to be arguing.
Alex: We should take the left road. It will get us to the next town sooner.
Drevlin: Hah! If we take the right, we’re bound to avoid trainers way out of our league.
Alex: Fine, we’ll settle this with a Pokemon battle.
Drevlin: Fine by me.
((the two pull out pokeballs))
Drevlin: Charizard, I choose you!
((Charizard looks dead lying on the ground))
Drevlin: Charizard, you weren’t supposed to die.
((Drevlin falls to his knees))
Alex: Tsk, Tsk. Just goes to show that you have no skills in training Pokemon. This will be easy. Pikachu, take care of this chibified Charizard!
((Pikachu looks dead as well))
Alex: Wha-? That’s not supposed to happen.
Drevlin: Hah! You deserve it.
Alex: You’re mean!
Voice: The two seem immensely pathetic at their tremendous letdowns.
Alex: sigh What should we do Voice?
Voice: You’re asking me? Thank you. I’d choose in between the paths.
Alex: Why between? That’s lame.
Drevlin: Alex is right.
Voice: Well, since you two couldn’t choose, I chose between.
Alex: But it’s not good to go off the trail.
Drevlin: Yeah, we’ll fail since our Pokemon are dead.
Voice: sighs I’ll just end the scene.
Alex: Being a ninja sucks. I don’t have stupid scroll to learn jutsus.
Ninja: Hm? Who are you?
Ninja: You’re a sound ninja!
((the ninja attacks))
Alex: Rude much!
((Alex hits the ninja in the head))
((the ninja falls))
Alex: Yeash. You’re really weak.
Ninja: Who are you?
Alex: My name is Alex Shade.
Ninja: Alex? Hm. I’ve never seen you around here. You didn’t seem to
know what I was talking about when I called you a sound ninja.
Hm? You’re not from around here, are you?
Ninja: Where are you from?
Alex: I’ve mainly…uh…
((Alex turns away))
Alex: What do I say? I can’t tell him that I’m not from this world.
Ninja: Um…I can hear you.
((Alex runs away))
...To be continued as soon as I type more to it...
- Title: Fan Fic Script
- Artist: Chibi-Pix
- Description: A random script that I've been working on. It's about a couple of characters (mainly a Nobody named Alex) going through a random life. Majority of characters are original from mine and Axel_FanGirl_8's minds. Read on to meet the life of Alex Shade (supposed to be played by Axel_FanGirl_8), Drevlin (supposed to be played by a friend from school), and Voice (always played by me in my movies I make).
- Date: 02/14/2009
- Tags: script