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  • Artist Info: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! twisted U HAV REACHED THE PROFILE OF AVRIL MORGAUSE! so i say to you..."Hello." 3nodding lets see...well its called "about me" so here r some stuff "about me."<br />
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    name: avril would be fine<br />
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    hair: long, midnight black<br />
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    eyes: pure black, but i can be seen wearing purple contacts or purple glasses<br />
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    location: somewhere....over the rainbow.....hiding in an FBI closet counting stole M46's and AK-15's....keep singin dorothy keep singin<br />
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    hideout: that's classified, capiche?<br />
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    age: also classified confidential.<br />
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    favorite llama: didn't i say that was restricted info? stare <br />
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    fav color: bluegreen, purple<br />
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    fav number: 347; 3 the sacred number, 4 the complicated number, and 7 the lucky number<br />
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    i am aiming to become a worldfamous author, an ASPCA vet/animal surgeon with my own TV show on animal planet, and some other stuff too.<br />
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    ~you say taylor swift, i say flyleaf.<br />
    ~you say ke$ha, i say "let's sue her!"<br />
    ~you say jonas brothers, i say "wtf?"<br />
    ~you say justin beiber i say, "attack of the gay homo dude!!! RUUUUUN!!!"<br />
    ~you say harry potter, i say maximum ride (though i hav nothing against harry)~ask me any name of person/thing/place, i will say wat i think of it.<br />
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    ~~~~95% GIRLS WOULD DIE IF JOE JONAS JUMPED FROM A 20 STORY BUILDING TO COMMIT SUICIDE. I WOULD BRING POPCORN, AND A CAMERA TO PUT IT ON YOUTUBE!~~~~<br />
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    interview with Avril morgause:<br />
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    An Interview with Avril Morgause By Avril Morgause<br />
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    Interview idea invented by the great Pseudonymous Bosch whom is credited <br />
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    *Bows to enormous crowd of readers gathering here to watch me reveal more about me* The last interview i had was a disaster so now I have granted myself permission to interview...myself.<br />
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    Avril Morgause 1: hello, ms. Morgause.<br />
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    Avril Morgause the real author: hello<br />
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    AM 1: is Avril Morgause your real name?<br />
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    AM: Well, what do you think?<br />
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    AM 1: That it is just your pen name.<br />
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    AM: Haha. Very funny, you should be a comedian.<br />
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    AM 1: How old are you?<br />
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    AM: No comment. I only tell to my friends.<br />
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    AM 1: Am I your friend?<br />
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    AM: Since you are snooping through my personal business, NO.<br />
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    AM 1: But I am you.<br />
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    AM: *silence*<br />
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    AM 1: Is it also true that you are the greatest, awesome author of all time?<br />
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    AM: Of course.<br />
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    AM 1: In your opinion, right?<br />
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    AM: *silence again*<br />
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    AM 1: Is it true that you are addicted to red-velvet cake?<br />
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    AM: uh...<br />
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    AM 1: With raspberries?<br />
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    AM: *looks around frantically* Why? Do you have some raspberry red-velvet cake, perhaps?<br />
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    AM 1: What is your favorite animal?<br />
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    AM: To eat?<br />
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    AM 1: Ms. Morgause!!!!<br />
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    AM: I'm kidding. Where is your sense of humor? It would happen to be my pet bunnies at my summer home!<br />
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    AM 1: *Looks at AM* You have a summer home?!?<br />
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    AM: *silence*<br />
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    AM 1: What famous person would you like to have lunch with?<br />
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    AM: George Washington.<br />
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    AM 1: but he's dead.<br />
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    AM: so? Wouldn't you like to have lunch with George Washington?<br />
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    AM 1: We're not here to talk about me.<br />
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    AM: oh...right.<br />
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    AM 1: Can you tell us your real name?<br />
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    AM: fine.<br />
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    Audience & AM 1: *listens with great intensity*<br />
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    AM: ehywrklsnfkdgjfdiogeprhawisfnsdgieswhtpest.<br />
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    AM 1: pretty please.<br />
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    AM: NO!!!<br />
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    AM 1: Why are you keeping your identity a secret?<br />
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    AM: I like to cause a great uproar in the world.<br />
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    AM 1: Some fans say that you are really a man.<br />
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    AM: Some fans also say that I'm the world's smartest purple monkey.<br />
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    AM 1: Did you just say "smartest purple monkey"?<br />
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    AM: *glares* Are you here to interview me or insult me?<br />
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    AM 1: What is your real name?<br />
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    AM: If you ask that to me one more time, I will kill you and feed you to my bunnies.<br />
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    AM 1: I'll be your best friend...<br />
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    AM: and...<br />
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    AM 1: I'll invite you to my birthday party...<br />
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    AM: *pause* fine then. But i'm only telling YOU, and you only.,<br />
    Audience: But we still don't know who Avril Morgause really is!<br />
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    AM: And we still don't know who/what killed President Zachary Taylor. I'm leaving!<br />
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    AM 1: Me too!<br />
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    sweatdrop that still was a disaster...<br />
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    ~If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your head repeatedly on a table, and received weird looks from everyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this into your profile.<br />
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    ~If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.<br />
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    ~98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.<br />
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    ~Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!<br />
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    ~If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile<br />
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    ~ "FUUDDGGEEE!!" ...I like apples...and mario games! If you like being random copy and paste this in your profile.<br />
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    ~ If you have/had a scary crush on a book, anime, or game character, then copy and post this into your profile.<br />
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    ~ If you sometimes look at a ad/pamphlet/brochure/etc, point and go, "Aha! A grammar mistake!" copy and paste this in your profile.<br />
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    ~ If you think that Writer's Block blows, copy and paste this into your profile.<br />
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    ~If you've ever spent a long amount of time looking for something that you were holding/wearing, copy this and paste to your profile and add <br />
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    ~JOIN THE ICHIRUKI PARADE~<br />
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    SPREAD LOVE THE ICHIRUKI WAY.<br />
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    ~ If you're a die-hard IchiRuki lover for life copy and paste this into your profile- Ichiruki lovers unite!!<br />
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    If you believe that Ichigo and Rukia are meant for each other, paste this in your profile.<br />
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    If you believe that Black Sun is meant for White Moon, paste this in your profile.<br />
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    If you believe that Rukia belongs to Ichigo and Ichigo belongs to Rukia, paste this in your profile.<br />
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    If you believe that they are perfect for each other, paste this in your profile.<br />
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    If you believe that they love each other, paste this is your profile.<br />
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    If you do not believe in IchiHime, paste this in your profile.<br />
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    If you hate IchiHime, paste this in your profile.<br />
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    If you believe that IchiRuki shall prevail, paste this in your profile.<br />
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    IF YOU LOVE ICHIRUKI, PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE!<br />
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    ~ICHIRUKI IS LOVE. BITTER OR SWEET, IT SCREAMS: LOVE!~<br />
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    ~If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.<br />
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    ~If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.<br />
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    ~If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.<br />
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    ~If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile.<br />
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    ~If you KNOW the voices in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile.<br />
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    ~If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not, copy and paste this into your profile.<br />
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    ~If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.<br />
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    ~If you have an inner hollow, copy and paste this onto your profile.<br />
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    ~If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile.<br />
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    ~If you have your own little world/worlds in your head, copy/paste this on your profile.<br />
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    ~If you have Instant Wierdness/Randomness Syndrome (IWRS), copy/paste this on your profile.<br />
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    whew! that was alot!!!! but still i like 2 express myself.<br />
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