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    Hi, I'm Rachel and I'm 16 years old. I like anime, memes, bishonen, felines, I'm Jewish (Mazeltov, bitch. Respect my religion or you'll wake up with a torah and 5 boxes of Matzo stuffed in your chest cavity. I'm not devout or orthodox, though. I'm just one because I still live with my parents. I'm leaning towards not exactly athiest, but the sort of person who doesn't know what they are or whether or not god exists.), I'm Left Handed (Only 10% of the planet's human's are.), I'm a bookworm (You can see me reading The Complete Works of Shakespeare for light reading, or a book on the laws of ethics, or mabye Dante.), I knit for fun, I DELETE ITEMS ON MY WISHLIST AFTER I GET THEM, I'm a grammar/spelling/capitalization/punctuation whore, I live in the San Francisco Bay, I'm a genius, and I will be YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE AND BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOU if you get on my wrong side. Okay?....<br />
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    Any of the following data on my About Me is liable to be edited and or added to at any time. Aww, you don't like what's on here? Suck it up and stop being such a baby. For those who are wondering, I'm no bitch, I just have a low tolerance for other people's bullshit. No, I do not smell funny (I smell like fruit, soap, or cookies 100% of the time.), I don't sell myself for money (What kind of stupid fuck does that anyhow?), I don't have a big nose (Shut the hell up with your stereotypes. You can go rot in hell, you Neo-Nazi.) and my vag is not a breadbox (Shut the fuck up.). I am a sweet person when I want to be. I can be very sweet when people aren't pissing me the hell off. I am LEARNING Japanese ON MY OWN TIME, because the admins at all my schools (Yes, schools. Once upon a time I had to go between 3 school districts and over 5 schools because nobody wanted me for my temper.) figured because of my temper that I was mentally retarded and if they put me in Spanish or French or something that everything I learned would drain from my head and I would not remember anything by the next day. So far, I have the Japanese vocabulary of a toddler. I can understand some of what's being said, but not all. I listen to J-pop in my free time because it helps me to up my vocabulary. I take meds for my temper and for my butterfly stomach. I DO have a deviantart. Some of the photos on it are years old, so don't go and insult me because I still had baby fat when some of them were taken. www.vincentsonlylover.deviantart.com if you want to see it. (I made the account when I was an FFVII freak. Shut up.)<br />
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    Dislikes (You better pay pretty damn good attention to some of these lest you might make me angry. And you do NOT want to see me when I'm angry): Liars, Cheaters, Meat Products (Animals DIED for this.), Eggs (Could have become something.), any nut besides peanuts (Anything else tastes bad.), Loudmouths (NOBODY likes them.), Gossipers (They get in trouble.) , Excessive texters (GET YOUR HANDS OUT OF YOUR POCKETS AND WORK ON YOUR SCHOOLWORK, SLACKER.), burnt food, cockroaches (EW.), tofu (Just something unnatural about it...) , people who wash their hair in the sink (Shut up and clean up after yourself, slacker. I don't wanna see little black hairs in the drain or on the sink at all.) , housework, animal haters (Be nice. They have just as much a right to be here as we do.) , people who have no respect for their bodies and sell them openly (Get a life.), the people who control the people who sell their bodies(Mind your own buisiness.) , excessive swearing (Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?) , furries (NO, I DO NOT THINK YOUR SONIC ORIGINAL CHARACTER IS SEXY. SUFFER NOT THE FURRY TO LIVE, DESU.) , Boxer dogs, Pitbulls, coffee (J-j-j-jittery!) , caviar, alcohol (Get help, man.), smokes , smokers (Get your butt outta my face!), illegal drugs (Get a life.), guns (You're really pathetic if you can't protect yourself or assert yourself in a way that doesn't require violence and or acting like a 2 year old.), racist people (Watch what you say. I'm sure other people feel the same about you, too.), drug sellers (Get a life.), braggarts (You must be really insecure about yourself to brag about pointless things.), people who play excessively loud music (You're gonna be deaf by age 30, idiot.), homophobics (What the fuck is wrong with you? Get your religious ideals out of your head momentarily and look at how much pain and strife you're causing.), whole grains, rap (Retards Attempting Poetry.), bicycles (Yes, I hate bicycles. They scare me.), Centipedes, Milipedes, earwigs, fleas, ticks, vermin, shots (OW. OW OW OW OWW!), Doorknobs (You don't know where they've been, or what the last person that touched them was doing before they used the door.), Dirty surfaces (I'm a neat freak. Get it into your head.), dirty water (Ick.), razors (If you wanna be emo and fish for compliments, do it where you're not going to affect everyone else and ruin their good moods.), Miley Cyrus (Bitch needs some sense knocked into her brain.), Octomom (What's that, Nadya? You spent my hard earned tax money on plastic surgery for being a stripper and to get moar bebehs? Well you can go fuck yourself, because now everyone else in California is suffering, because 50% of their tax money goes to YOU.), Final Fantasy XIII (Go suck rocks, Vanille.), weeds, Neo-Nazis, people who do not believe the Holocaust happened (Neo-Nazis and people who don't believe the Holocaust happened deserve the insults that are thrown at them. There's so much evidence and media on it, they can't deny it without looking like total dumbasses.), Twilight (I liked it when it wasn't popular, but now I can't turn a corner without seeing some little bitch BAWWWWing about how Edward belongs with her. I stopped on the 4th book when I heard Bella got preggo. By then I was so sick of the fans and that the first movie was coming out, I was more than happy to shelve the whole series in my closet. And no, I will NOT take it out.), Narutards (Liked this when it was popular too. I got the 1st manga book of it, but then it became popular and I shrugged it off like a used tampon. I wasted my money on that book. -.-), chain letters (Keep your damn letters to yourself!), Being Lectured (If I don't want to hear it I won't listen.)<br />
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    THINGS I'LL USE TO KILL YOU WITH IF YOU PISS ME OFF: Motherwort, pennyroyal, goldenseal root, blue cohosh root, ginger, vitamin c, pomegranites, salmon (Yes, this is the fish that I use to slap people with. Ironically these first eight are if you're a chick and if you're pregnant. After which I will use any of the following.), cyanide, arsenic, hydraulic acid, botulinum, anthrax, HIV infected needles, ricin, sarin, strychnine, amatoxin, poison hemlock, huolongjing, hydrogen fluoride, mercury, lead, methanol, psilocybin, formaldehyde, paracetamol, warfarin, iron, magnesium, verapamil, diltiazem, isoniazid, atropine, thallium, swords, qatars, guns, chainsaws, chakrams, spears, arrows, hacksaws, machetes, kitchen knives, pocket knives, meat cleavers, axes, macuahuitls, khopeshes, masakaris, cannons, steamships, sagaris, tomahawks, maces, morning stars, lances, katanas, shruiken, karate, Naruto, Twilight, ninjas, bombs, rope, lamp oil, mah boi, DINNER, pies, trees, computers, bendy straws, water bottles, plushies, your own intestines, barbed wire, boobs, books, cats, chimchims, pillows, Azure Kite, Sephiroth, Grell Sutcliffe, Vincent Valentine, Moogles, MURASAME (My sword!), Za Warudo, sporks, blankets, pencil sharpeners, paperweights, chocolate, fruit, lolis, Anonymous, ceiling cat's wrath, FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU, anti-abortionists, Your Mother, Awesome Face, and THE GAME. And so much more. If it exists technically, I CAN KILL YOU WITH IT. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br />
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    Likes: Well I'll try to sum this up as much as I can, but the list is always growing.<br />
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    Anime /Manga/Video Games/TV shows that I like (Just because I have it here doesn't mean I've seen or played it yet. I have alot of work on my hands alot, so I go at my own pace. DO NOT PUSH ME. If I add a name of one or more of the male characters/female characters and a <3, then it's because they're bishonen/bishojo to me and I love them. ): Hellsing(Nearly finished.), D. Gray-man(In progress), .hack//sign (Any and all. Loved it for a long time, and I have many stories to tell about it. In progress, but I still know ALOT. I saw the commercial for .hack//SIGN when they were still showing it on Toonami, but my folks didn't like me watching Cartoon Network back then, and I had alot to do those days, so I missed it and sorely regretted it in later years. Azure Kite, Haseo. <3333 I support BlackrosexKite and AzureKitexHaseo, not to mention EndrancexHaseo. AzureBlackRosexAzureKite, if you've got it, too!), Final Fantasy 4(Beaten), 5(In Progress), 6(Need to start it.), 7(Nearly finished. I know just about everything there is to know about it. Cloud, Vincent, Sephiroth, Genesis. <3. I heart AerithxSephiroth. I got this game around 7/18/10 for the computer because I had been wanting it for a loooong time, like since I was 9. I got it for free off Youtube and had alot of trouble downloading it. See my journal for details.), 8(Need to play it. Leon. <33), 9(Nearly finished. Zidane. <333 GarnetxZidane), 10(Need to play it.), Bleach (This is a big one for me. I see it every weekend on Adultswim, and I'm really upset about how they went so far into it, like over 180 episodes, went back around 30, got back to over 180, then went back all the way to the beginning again. Know alot, not everything, but working on it. Ulquiorra, Szayelaporro, Grimmjow, Shinji [Shh, Shinji. You knew it was coming.]. <333 I'd have to say that I AM IN LOVE WITH ULQUIHIME PAIRING! biggrin ) Bobobo bo-bo-bobo(Need to resume it.), Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann(In Progress. Viral, Adiane. <333 I support AdianexViral!), Chobits(Need to start it.), Soul Eater( Need to start it.), Cromartie High School (Need to resume it.), Devil May Cry (Need to play the whole series.), Dragon Ball (Know alot of the whole series. Saw it growing up as a kid. Saw little of DB, some of DBZ, most of DBGT.), Legend of Zelda series (MAH BOI. I CAN'T WAIT TO BOMB SOME DODONGOS FOR DINNER. Love all games in the series.), Any game having to relate to nintendo like LoZ series or Mario, Eureka 7 (Saw bits of it.), Fate/Stay Night (Need to start it.), Fruits Basket (They have some of it in my school library.), Fresh Pretty Cure (Need to see it.), Full Moon Wo Sagashite (Read the whole manga.), Tail Of The Moon (Need to see it.), Gintama (Interested in it, saw it first in Shonen Jump.), Kuroshitsuji (Grell. <333 SebastianxGrell), Madlax( Need to see it.), Mnemosyne(Need to see it. Saw ad for it on gaia.), One Piece (Need to see it. Saw bits and pieces of it when it was being shown on Cartoon Network.) Record of Lodoss War (Used to have parts of the sound track, don't anymore but I still wanna see it.), Rozen Maiden Series (DESU DESU DESU~ Suiseiseki for the win!), Rurouni Kenshin(Saw pieces of it when they did show it...), Shaman King (Nowhere near finished. Saw it on The Fox Box when it was being shown. Read it in Shonen Jump and read pieces of it at school when they had it.), Godchild (In Progress, have been reading it alot at school.), SlayerS( Need to see it.), Haruhi Suzumiya (What's the deal with her? I wanna see.), Vampire Knight (I don't like the hype surrounding it. But I'll try it anyhow because I read it in Shojo Beat when Shojo Beat was even around...), Witchblade (Need to see it), Wolf's Rain (In Progress.), Yu Yu Hakusho (I saw it when Toonami was still running and saw bits and pieces...), Hetalia (I wanna see it even though there's so much hype over it. I like the idea.), Dirge of Cerberus (Finished as of 9/23/09! Corresponds with my long term love of FFVII YuffiexVincent for the win!.) Anima (Have the first 3 books. Need to read more.), The Dreaming (Need the 2nd book.), Return To Labyrinth (I need the 3rd and 4th books. I LOVE Labyrinth, ever since I was a little girl. I love alot of the old movies. I have the Labyrinth Soundtrack and I used to listen to it as I fell asleep. X3), Silent Hill (Need to play 3, 4, 5, and more.), Fooly Cooly (Need to resume it. I stopped when they cancelled it on Adult Swim.), Kingdom Hearts (KHCOM Advance [stuck on ansem. Long story. Ask me about it sometime!], 358/2 days [Played it and won it, cried at the ending, then accidentally erased all my data. @.@], seen alot of 2, never played 1 but know the story], not looking forward to Birth By Sleep. I support AxelxRoxas!), Team Fortress and Team Fortress 2 (For the funny youtube poops on it.), Ed Edd n' Eddy (Always love it. Always. Been seeing it since my beginning on Cartoon Network.), Family Guy (Watch it where I can), The Simpsons (Watch it where I can), South Park (Kick the baby.), Venture Brothers (Watch it where I can), The ID channel, Animal Planet, It Only Hurts When I Laugh, World's Dumbest, Discovery Health Channel, any Hayao Miyazaki movie (Kiki's Delivery Service was my first, and Totoro is my favorite.), and Doctor Who (THE ANGELS HAVE THE POLICE BOX. Watch it every week with my Mom!), Rasetsu (Need to read it. Saw it in Shojo Beat before it was cancelled due to the crappy economy. -.-)<br />
    Web comics (Ansem Retort, Asperchu, 8-bit theater.)<br />
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    ....And that pretty much sums up my likes of anime manga and video games for now. I'll add more later.<br />
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    Food I like: *Oink.* I'm not a pig! I eat these whenever I need them, because I tend to get depressed and overburdened occasionally. Chocolate, White Chocolate, Potato Chips, French Fries, Ketchup(Ever since I was a little kid, I'd eat just about anything with ketchup.), Cake, Cupcakes, Cookies, Gummy Bears, M&Ms, Reeses Pieces, Skittles(Original), Dots (I refuse to eat the tropical ones. Originals, please!), Push Pops (Grape, Strawberry, Blue Raspberry.), fortune cookies, Pop Rocks(My Anti-Drug. Any flavor but the Candy Cane flavor, please), Gummy Worms, Sour Gummy Worms, Pretzels, Peanuts, Apples, Strawberries, Watermelon, Grapes, Peaches, Plums, Apricots, Starfruit, Breadfruit, Oranges, Lemons, Limes, Grapefruit, Lychee, Carrots, Popcorn, Sourdough Bread (I really don't like any other bread. v.v We make the best Sourdough Bread over in the San Francisco Bay.), riceballs, ricecakes, grapple juice (Combination of grape juice and apple juice. I sometimes get a vitamin c deficiency and will drink this all day because I just get so thirsty.), water (By far this is my favorite drink of all.), occasionally pepsi (I don't drink this unless I'm desperate to drink anything besides water. Did you know that every time you drink a can of soda or a 16 ounce bottle of soda, your immune system is cut in half? So if you drink 2 sodas a day, your body is at 25% capacity of what it should be.), Konpeito (Japanese Star Candy),<br />
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    Music (Or Music Artists)I like or have, Soundtracks even!: David Bowie, The Beatles, Ayumi Hamasaki, Utada Hikaru, Kanon Wakeshima, ALI PROJECT, Girugamesh, .hack//SIGN soundtrack, Pieces of .hack//GU soundtrack, Various Music Box soundtracks (Hayao Miyazaki, Elfen Lied, Vampire Knight, Sailor Moon, Kingdom Hearts, School Days), Princess Mononoke Soundtrack, Nature Sounds: Rain, Nature Sounds: The Howling of Wolves, Nature Sounds: Ocean, School Days Soundtrack, T.M.Revolution (Love their music. I have the full Seventh Heaven disk and various pieces of others.), Pieces of the Shadow The Hedgehog Soundtrack, Pieces of various Silent Hill Soundtracks, Megumi Hayashibara, every opening and closing theme for SlayerS, KOTOKO, FictionJunction YUUKA, SeeSaw, FMA Original Soundtracks (I had all three, but I might have lost them in the crash), All 6 Anime Exit Trance disks, Castlevania Judgement Soundtracks and full Symphony Of The Night Soundtrack, Crisis Core Soundtrack, Death Note Soundtrack full, Dirge of Cerberus Soundtrack, Voices Of The Lifestream Soundtrack (It's free online. Go look it up.), FFVIII soundtrack, FFVII soundtrack (I have it somewhere. But I might have lost it in the crash.), pieces of the FFX Soundtrack, Kamui Gackt (I have only 6 songs on my Ipod of him. I used to have more but I didn't put them all onto Itunes and I might have lost them now. -.-), Kamui Gakupo, Miku Hatsune, Kaito Shion, Phoenix Wright Soundtrack, pieces of Inuyasha soundtrack, Mai-Hime Soundtrack, Sailor Moon Best, Sailor Moon Piano, Sailor Moon Music Box (Will add more as soon as I get a new computer and get things all in order. I'm surprised I was even able to put down this much on my About Me column at all with this laptop.)<br />
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    Plants that I like: Any tree but Buckeye(Because they're messy), any flower, so long as it looks or smells nice. It doesn't matter if a flower doesn't have a scent to me, so long as it looks pretty. I don't mind either if it just smells nice and looks ugly. I don't care for stinky flowers, though. My particular favorites are Roses and Orchids. Orchids can be so fickle, just like me, and they don't last long. They're the kind of plant that will bloom but once and then eventually die if you don't know what they need. Roses smell lovely to me, and they remind me of how NOBODY can truely tame me. Oh, and I like climbing vines, like Ivy, too. No poison Ivy.<br />
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    Other various things that I like: Paper, Markers, Ink Pens, crayons, paint, Precious Stones, Polished Stones, water, make-up, hand lotion, baths, showers, long hair, shampoo, dancing, singing, musical instruments, poetry, any color but Yellow ( I specialize in making outfits with black and white in them. :3), Felines (They're a big thing for me. Cats make up a big part of my life and I think they're wonderful creatures. You don't see dogs lowering the risk of heart attacks, do you?) knitting, sewing (I make bitchin' cool things, and I'm taking sewing in my Junior year.), photography, cooking (Along with sewing, I'll be taking it in my Junior year.), collecting items on gaia (My main is my life. Hack it and I will hunt you down and stab a spork down your thoat. Owls( Did you know that owls are only 20 times better than goldfish? Owls have memory of only 1 minute.), seals (One of my besties got me into seals.), penguins (Sure Seals eat penguins. But I'm sure there's some penguins out there learning to eat seals.), memes (I know alot of stuff on memes.), sleeping, dreaming, plushies (Questing: Ulquiorra Plushie. My previous quest was a Grell plushie. :3), Lord Of The Rings (They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard, my preciousssss. I'm still reading the trilogy. So far I'm nearly at the end of the first book.), sea critters, butterflies, velvet, fleece, satin, silk, brocade, Youtube Videos, lakes, rivers, BEADING (I love to make jewelry. :3) creeks, the beach, rainy weather, snowy weather, windy weather, or any combo of the three, yo-yos, collecting funny videos, sea shells, rubber, sticky notes, my regular friends on Gaia (THIS IS A BIG ONE. I LOVE YOU, PEEPS. biggrin ), my Ipod (I have like, 3. A really old shuffle, an old nano, and now I have a brand new Purple Ipod nano that I got for my 16th.), sharks, big cats, wild cats, tennis, baseball, bowling, ice hockey, roller skating, swimming, boating, kayaking, frogs (Bud.), Buddha, Ghandi, Jesus (I love these three because they practiced peace and patience. A lot of what people need these days.), wolves (They're wild animals. They can't be tamed, just like me. I don't like anthromorphic wolves, tyvm. NO FURRIES. D:< wink , ninjas (Any ninja but a narutard ninja.), gothic culture, jewelry, staying up late, sleeping in late, nail polish, Winter, Summer, Fall, vampires (Anything but Twitards. I think Hellsing and Castlevania portray vampires correctly.), Hot Topic, Bath and Body Works, Yoshitaka Amano (Very skilled artist. Did the concept art for many Final Fantasy characters.), Mone, Scorpions (They "dance", they carry their young on their back, and they're badass.) , Virtual Stamp Collecting (On DeviantArt.), Pyramid Head (OMG RAEP TIEM.) (I will add more as soon as whatever it is pops into my mind.)
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