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    I gohh demm sniffles dat make a niqqa nose tickle
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    -What you are about to witness is rated 'M' for Mature<br />
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    Whuh yhu doin trippin on yur wayy on in hurr? Take yo lil bootay && sit it the hell down(;. Now yhu comf'table? Puhhfectoo Now shhh. . . I gotta few thangss to say bout me before yhu head on owut child x33. Well muhh name is; Jade(: [Jeyd] Definition: Most retarded, unique thang on earth. Have an opinion bout me? Comment me then hoee; think I care bout yur opinion? Try me bitɔh. I turn my head in shame when i fuɔker goht muhh name all up in duhhr mouth. Instead of chokinn on muhh name why dnt yhu go choke on a diɔk; that way myy name still clean. But pshh when i say your name; all i taste in duhhr is pure shitt); Do us all a favor && wash it kthx(;. Yhu can jock; idc juss remember thisz You're not bein original and thinkin things thruu cuss yhu knoww i alwaisz gotta be thurr(x. My age; is the square root of 892378320983527584309329 8D get a fuɔking calculator owut if yhu cnt figure that shitt owut. I may sound unintelligent hurr buhh srsly; Im not stupid im juss retarded. Thurrs a diff(; Think bout it bitɔh; if yhu cnt thenn yur the shitt head. I liek nightlife && tropical settings xO Makes me comf'table I listen to hip-hop && R&B;P.! It makes muhh panties go WOOHOO xD Jkidds ; juss make me smile && shitt((: I live in the biggity bay in Calipornia bitɔh. Dnt play dumbshitt wihh me i know yhu know cuss if yhu dnt thenn yhuu suck(: Do I have any pics of muhhself? why yessz i doohoohoohoo.! xD Only one though xD I'm only 5'o-5'1 im guessin ;P say dnt say i look tall im kinda short ;P Juss no totallayy short xO heresz duhh Pico of Muah(:. Whuh I did was whack buhh yhu aint gehh a niggaa back liek that.! Yess I am Black&Philipino wihh a lil Chinese. Don't be racist dnt be all ching chong && itsz too dark to see yhu even in duhh light.! Im not even that dark.! I have a cappuccino color o 3o;; Ayye i know who yhu are wihh owut yhu even knowin it bitɔh.! xD I hate mathh ; 3;'makes mee cryy D; Im alwaisz distract`d Buhh hayy i know howw ta rock duhh partayy ;] cuss i gehh fly liek kicks && i shine liek diamonds ;]] Yhu teeth yellow liek lemons && bananas .! xD Dnt say im an unfair bitɔh life's unfair now quit chokin all up in yur tears. I'm not a camera whore xO Dnt even owun one yet juss wait; im commin x3 D;.! Erright; now hop off muhh balls bitɔh. Buhh heyy check muhh poem owut down thurr(: I know i suck at poems leave a comment err a message err juss stand thurr speechless.! Yur choice(: Erright buhh-byers ;]]<br />
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    A poem I wrote<3<br />
    Falling Stars
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    I'd catch a million ƃuıןןɐɟ stars for you<br />
    It doesn't matter what I have to do<br />
    This is because you are the only one I think of<br />
    You're always sharing your tender, giving love<br />
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    Sometimes I wonder if you're throwing them for me<br />
    When you smile it fills me up with fuzzy glee<br />
    I wish you knew that you were the right one<br />
    Being lonely, by myself isn't fun<br />
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    This doesn't mean we can't be friends<br />
    I'll wait patiently for your love till the end<br />
    Life doesn't give beautiful chances like these<br />
    So I come here to you crawling on my knees<br />
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    Soon you'll understand exactly why<br />
    Stars come ƃuıןןɐɟ from the night sky<br />
    It's because when you ןןɐɟ asleep<br />
    There's nothing to keep them on their feet<br />
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    Don't worry that I teased you a lot<br />
    It's the past now, forget that spot<br />
    Always remember I'll be waiting for you<br />
    Just to let you know because you never knew<br />
    Exactly how I felt for you. . .
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    I gohh demm sniffles dat make a niqqa nose tickle
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    -Anythinn i cnt do is gheyy xD<br />
    -Cept duhh moonwalk`<br />
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    -No other bitchh, hoe, or mothafuccka will ever replace that one special spot in my heart that you had there because I know i wnt ever find anyone else liek you && I never Will . . . <br />
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    [¿!]---[T]omorrow is never guaranteed---[!¿]<br />
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    Imuhh Pisces hoee :]]<br />
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    J-a-d fucking E ;)<br />
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    I just had an epiphany I needa go to Tiffany's Fendi on my slippers, and my cookies always slippery. I dnt need help I pay the bills on time. So i be yellin fuɔk em with a DlLDO sign. 5 lil mama yhu a 3 star. I aint sleepin when I say Im in muhh dream car. Oh; did I stutta? Harajuku hyphen, BARBIE.! IM HOT I think its time to put the rice in. I was in the chair I was gluin my weave in. When yhu hit the stage they was booin && leavin. Young money red flag, no more auditions. ASK LIL WAYNE WHO THE FIVE STAR BIɔTCH IS.!<br />
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    Time? Time doesn't even exist, so go throw your clock outside your window because it's useless. Time was just something made up to keep this world 'organized'. Well this world is screwed. No one can fix it, not one single person can change the world. They can influence; but they just can't change it. Tomorrow you might ask? Well, tomorrow is never guaranteed so live your life to the fullest. Don't live life as any normal day. That's what all the 'other' people do. Nothing lasts forever? True in a way. False in another. Just think of all those burnt ashes. They dissolved. Never to be seen again? I think not. Words? Words don't exist either. They're just a way for us to communicate, and to stay in order. Well nothing is in order, and nothing will ever be in order. The elegance of life has turned into the nightmare of your dreams. Your thoughts have now been cut off, all you see is darkness. People, we were created to serve, but all we ever do is serve a nice cup of crap. It doesn't matter if you're doing something 'nice' for someone. Other people have other opinions of what you're doing for them. Everyone has an opinion. My opinion was written down here. Every little word counts.
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