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Elena Chan-chan Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu May 31, 2018 4:56 pm
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TurkReno Elena Chan-chan TurkReno Elena Chan-chan TurkReno ...I'll pay the chocobo head extra to act as a stripper... That should work, right?
His lack of fun probably makes him a bad stripper ...you have a point. -chin rub- Wonder if we put itching powder in his underwear drawer first... Hm... Or chili powder...
he'll be stripping before he gets to HQ Guess we'll have to kidnap him and tie him up for the boss before that?
*we'll*??
hmm I think I have work to do...
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Posted: Thu May 31, 2018 4:57 pm
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TurkReno Kingsglaive TurkReno Sora with Wings TurkReno Sora with Wings aw u guys, i went to bring up the guild where i keep the scripts for my comics and this one was on the front page :'3 2,600 posts cuz we're amazing emotion_kirakira * hands out biscuits to everyone * heart ALSO I KNOW I TOTALLY NEVER GOT AROUND TO GETTING HERE YESTERDAY, I KEPT THINKING ABOUT IT AND BEING LIKE'I'LL DO THAT IN A BIT, I'LL DO THAT IN A BIT'A ND LIKE I DIDN'T CUZ BUSY AND IJ UST SUCK OK I JUST SUCK I'M SORRY * roasts self in the bonfire * crying -spears with a stick- =D Fish sticks!D: * skewered on stick ???!? * ...could be...better...worse...depending your point of view...
could be skewed on master-fisher's pole? -points at Noctis- -cracks fingers.- Comin' right up, boiz. -cracks an ugly smile.- -snickers- Sora. It's what's for dinner tonight. XD
yikeess!!! gonk
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Elena Chan-chan Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2018 4:59 am
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Elena Chan-chan TurkReno Elena Chan-chan TurkReno Elena Chan-chan TurkReno ...I'll pay the chocobo head extra to act as a stripper... That should work, right?
His lack of fun probably makes him a bad stripper ...you have a point. -chin rub- Wonder if we put itching powder in his underwear drawer first... Hm... Or chili powder...
he'll be stripping before he gets to HQ Guess we'll have to kidnap him and tie him up for the boss before that?
*we'll*??
hmm I think I have work to do...
Even better. I'll get all the credit from the boss for once. Nice. Yeah, you go do work...an' stuff.
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Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2018 8:38 am
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TurkReno Elena Chan-chan TurkReno Elena Chan-chan TurkReno ...you have a point. -chin rub- Wonder if we put itching powder in his underwear drawer first... Hm... Or chili powder...
he'll be stripping before he gets to HQ Guess we'll have to kidnap him and tie him up for the boss before that?
*we'll*??
hmm I think I have work to do... Even better. I'll get all the credit from the boss for once. Nice. Yeah, you go do work...an' stuff.
credit for human trafficking have fun helping him strip? there are so many unsettling logistics to this plan
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Elena Chan-chan Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2018 2:21 pm
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Elena Chan-chan TurkReno Elena Chan-chan TurkReno Elena Chan-chan TurkReno ...you have a point. -chin rub- Wonder if we put itching powder in his underwear drawer first... Hm... Or chili powder...
he'll be stripping before he gets to HQ Guess we'll have to kidnap him and tie him up for the boss before that?
*we'll*??
hmm I think I have work to do... Even better. I'll get all the credit from the boss for once. Nice. Yeah, you go do work...an' stuff.
credit for human trafficking have fun helping him strip? there are so many unsettling logistics to this plan
...Well, yeah, but y'know, that's some where in the job description I'm sure. All that fine print and s**t.
uh...I didn't say I was gonna go that far. eek Not unless there's a hefty pay check there.
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Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2018 9:29 am
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Elena Chan-chan Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2018 12:38 pm
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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2018 11:13 pm
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Elena Chan-chan Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2018 4:21 pm
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Elena Chan-chan TurkReno Elena Chan-chan TurkReno ...Well, yeah, but y'know, that's some where in the job description I'm sure. All that fine print and s**t.
uh...I didn't say I was gonna go that far. eek Not unless there's a hefty pay check there.
o-oh yeah... I always ... forget about that small detail well you're the man for the job anyway. You have all the experience ...Yeah, that fine print gets you sometimes.
Uh...er...do I want to know?
no one wants to know... just get out there and do ...whatever it is you're doing?
-rubs eyes- Look. I found him! -points to Elena.- >D -readies the lasso- C'mere delivery boy....
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Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2018 8:36 pm
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TurkReno Elena Chan-chan TurkReno Elena Chan-chan TurkReno ...Well, yeah, but y'know, that's some where in the job description I'm sure. All that fine print and s**t.
uh...I didn't say I was gonna go that far. eek Not unless there's a hefty pay check there.
o-oh yeah... I always ... forget about that small detail well you're the man for the job anyway. You have all the experience ...Yeah, that fine print gets you sometimes.
Uh...er...do I want to know?
no one wants to know... just get out there and do ...whatever it is you're doing? -rubs eyes- Look. I found him! -points to Elena.- >D -readies the lasso- C'mere delivery boy....
UHM!!! THIS IS A WIG!! gonk gonk and contacts...!!!
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Elena Chan-chan Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2018 1:54 pm
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Elena Chan-chan TurkReno Elena Chan-chan TurkReno Elena Chan-chan TurkReno ...Well, yeah, but y'know, that's some where in the job description I'm sure. All that fine print and s**t.
uh...I didn't say I was gonna go that far. eek Not unless there's a hefty pay check there.
o-oh yeah... I always ... forget about that small detail well you're the man for the job anyway. You have all the experience ...Yeah, that fine print gets you sometimes.
Uh...er...do I want to know?
no one wants to know... just get out there and do ...whatever it is you're doing? -rubs eyes- Look. I found him! -points to Elena.- >D -readies the lasso- C'mere delivery boy....
UHM!!! THIS IS A WIG!! gonk gonk and contacts...!!!
Still look like a delivery boy to me. -Attempts to lasso the delivery boy- The boss'll be happy with this I think....
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Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2018 2:46 pm
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TurkReno Elena Chan-chan TurkReno Elena Chan-chan TurkReno ...Yeah, that fine print gets you sometimes.
Uh...er...do I want to know?
no one wants to know... just get out there and do ...whatever it is you're doing? -rubs eyes- Look. I found him! -points to Elena.- >D -readies the lasso- C'mere delivery boy....
UHM!!! THIS IS A WIG!! gonk gonk and contacts...!!! Still look like a delivery boy to me. -Attempts to lasso the delivery boy- The boss'll be happy with this I think....
I have so many conflicting feelings on this.. *sidesteps the lassoing* Like on one hand I have ...little to no problems making Mr. Tseng happy... but I think... uhm... I feel like... redface I-I don't think this is okay for the workplace!!!! gonk redface
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Elena Chan-chan Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2018 1:54 pm
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Elena Chan-chan TurkReno Elena Chan-chan TurkReno Elena Chan-chan TurkReno ...Yeah, that fine print gets you sometimes.
Uh...er...do I want to know?
no one wants to know... just get out there and do ...whatever it is you're doing? -rubs eyes- Look. I found him! -points to Elena.- >D -readies the lasso- C'mere delivery boy....
UHM!!! THIS IS A WIG!! gonk gonk and contacts...!!! Still look like a delivery boy to me. -Attempts to lasso the delivery boy- The boss'll be happy with this I think....
I have so many conflicting feelings on this.. *sidesteps the lassoing* Like on one hand I have ...little to no problems making Mr. Tseng happy... but I think... uhm... I feel like... redface I-I don't think this is okay for the workplace!!!! gonk redface
Since when has kidnapping not been 'okay' for our work place? Not my problem what happens during 'interrogations'.
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2018 6:05 pm
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TurkReno Elena Chan-chan TurkReno Elena Chan-chan TurkReno -rubs eyes- Look. I found him! -points to Elena.- >D -readies the lasso- C'mere delivery boy....
UHM!!! THIS IS A WIG!! gonk gonk and contacts...!!! Still look like a delivery boy to me. -Attempts to lasso the delivery boy- The boss'll be happy with this I think....
I have so many conflicting feelings on this.. *sidesteps the lassoing* Like on one hand I have ...little to no problems making Mr. Tseng happy... but I think... uhm... I feel like... redface I-I don't think this is okay for the workplace!!!! gonk redface Since when has kidnapping not been 'okay' for our work place? Not my problem what happens during 'interrogations'.
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO KIDNAP INSIDE THE WORKPLACE the targets are outsiders not fellow employees!!!
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Elena Chan-chan Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2018 7:46 am
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Elena Chan-chan TurkReno Elena Chan-chan TurkReno Elena Chan-chan TurkReno -rubs eyes- Look. I found him! -points to Elena.- >D -readies the lasso- C'mere delivery boy....
UHM!!! THIS IS A WIG!! gonk gonk and contacts...!!! Still look like a delivery boy to me. -Attempts to lasso the delivery boy- The boss'll be happy with this I think....
I have so many conflicting feelings on this.. *sidesteps the lassoing* Like on one hand I have ...little to no problems making Mr. Tseng happy... but I think... uhm... I feel like... redface I-I don't think this is okay for the workplace!!!! gonk redface Since when has kidnapping not been 'okay' for our work place? Not my problem what happens during 'interrogations'.
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO KIDNAP INSIDE THE WORKPLACE the targets are outsiders not fellow employees!!!
Uh. I have a small list for you. Vincent Valentine. Cloud Strife. Zack Fair.
Lets see, what do those three have in common? Besides pain in the a**?
Ah. Right. One went MIA from the Turks. Two went MIA from SOLDIER. -chin rub- I dunno.... I think there's been a history of kidnapping with in the company already. What says you?
Oh. And there's the Urban Development guy that grew a conscious. I do believe Scarlet and Heidegger held him too. Y'know the guy. The one with the giant stuffed toy he liked playing with a lot....
Am I forgetting any one?
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