BECAUSE FOR ALL THESE YEARS I FORGOT TO USE AANDES' PIG BATTLE FROM HARVEST FESTIVAL
seekingCylem
Breaking and entering was a fond pasttime of one Aandes LaMode and Sascha Diasis. The two had grown up on it, loved it, bonded over it. And, even though their paths had diverged and they had grown - something about the sport of it was still completely fresh. Thrilling! And not to mention, a good excuse to check out each other's skills.
This was a bizarrely perfect opportunity to catch up with Sascha, enjoy some stupid fun, and play on his nostalgia to get him involved in a job. Not that he needed any additional prodding other than a decent payment of beetles, but Aandes had to rationalize this dumb misadventure somehow. Plus, this was basically a try-out for the yellowblood.
So, the two had ended up in the New Hemisect Plains. Barely early evening with the heat still coming off of the grasslands - the snoutbeast pen smelled rife with muck and sweat. Aandes leaned on the fence - wearing an already grungy jeans and shirt and his hair tied up on the top of his head, he looked about ready as ever to leap into the mud.
"Alright, Sascha. You jump in first and get her attention - I've got your back."
You have encountered a Snoutbeast Lusus!
Other trolls can assist in this fight, as long as there is an ic reason for them to join in.
This is a mini-boss battle, the full rules and mechanics of which can be reviewed here.
Once the mini-boss is at 0hp, this can be counted by all trolls participating as a battle rp for growth. If you have any questions, please PM the mule.
Other trolls can assist in this fight, as long as there is an ic reason for them to join in.
This is a mini-boss battle, the full rules and mechanics of which can be reviewed here.
Once the mini-boss is at 0hp, this can be counted by all trolls participating as a battle rp for growth. If you have any questions, please PM the mule.
A mighty snort emerges from the other side of the pen. This could be redemption, payback, or perhaps your karmic destiny revealed. The second-coming of snoutbeast wrasslin'. The huge hog puts a trotter down on the dirt, eyeing you up and down with porcine disdain. Suddenly, it charges!! Whether or not you ended up here in this battle pen of your own accord, you have no choice but to fight back now!
SNOUTBEAST STARTING HP: players fighting x 30 = 60
SNOUTBEAST STARTING HP: players fighting x 30 = 60
IF THERE IS AN ADULT IN BATTLE: ALL TROLLS TAKE +2 DAMAGE FOR STARRED (*) ATTACKS
If you rolled a 1, you are a mere food scrap in the trough of life. The hog releases a mighty snork and bumrushes you, slamming you into the gate with all of its force. It is relentless in its apparent backscratching as you're crushed up against the wall, unable to move whatsoever. Take 4* dmg.
If you rolled a 2, the meaning of a hogpile becomes clear to you - only there's only two making up this pile. The snoutbeast lusus runs you over and unceremoniously lays on top of you. You are now a part of the mudbath. Take 4 dmg.
If you rolled a 3, you try and turn tail to no avail. The pig sideswipes you with its powerful head and stomps on you with its trotters. Take 3* dmg.
If you rolled a 4, Some quick thinking allows you to get around to the side of the pig. You get a few shots in before it kicks you from behind and takes off to safety. Take 3* dmg.
If you rolled a 5, you manage to trick the pig into charging into the wall as you dive to the side! Only taking a minor graze and landing in the mud, you consider this a success. Take 2* dmg.
If you rolled a 6, you find yourself suddenly launching at the pig at full force. With the grace of a moobeast ranger you saddle up on the snoutbeast and ride it around the ring as long as you can before it bucks you off. Take 2 dmg. Your attack this turn does double damage.
When the mini-boss or all trolls have reached 0hp, please look in the spoiler below.
Mini-Boss at 0
The snoutbeast squeals in defeat and rushes back to the gate it emerged from. Fortunately to its relief, the gate opens and its burly charge appears, slapping the hog on the rump as it sped inside. "Hooooo-WHEE!! That was SOME hog wranglin' if I've ever seen it! Yer a snoutbeast wrasslin' pro! What you tryin' to prove, champ?"
He hoots and hollers at you for a while longer while you tend to your wounds - needless to say, there isn't much for medical attention here except for some gauze and fresh punkin stew. At least the thrill of the sport was worth it!
He hoots and hollers at you for a while longer while you tend to your wounds - needless to say, there isn't much for medical attention here except for some gauze and fresh punkin stew. At least the thrill of the sport was worth it!
Players at 0
You find yourself under the rump of the huge snoutbeast. Beginning to black out, you hear a sharp "WHOOP!" and a whistle, and suddenly you're gasping for breath. "That was pretty gosh-danged stupid of ya, slick! What you tryin' to prove?" The charge of the lusus appears at the side of the ring, giving his lusus pats between the ears. "Momma don't like you. Whoops, here she comes - better run! Yeehaw!" It looks like the huge snoutbeast received a second wind. As the creature rushes towards you, you realize it's time to high-tail it out of there.