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[Alfonso Giovanni]

*Taking much longer in that shower than he though he would and still a bit queasy, he opens the safe and puts enough cash in the wallet he has to get himself a decent meal and whatever else he needs. None of this only carrying around “chump change” business. talk2hand

He closes all the prepped weaponry in the safe room to get later after get gets himself a meal and buys a car. He resets the alarm, locks up and walks down the street to find a nice little Italian place to eat. He spies a cigar shop, goes on in and in about 15 minutes comes up with some fresh Cubans. He then finds a steakhouse…PERFECT! He could go for a nice, thick, bloody porterhouse. emotion_omnomnom  

[Alfonso Giovanni]

*You’d think a good meal would make him feel better, but not only could he not eat nearly the amount he normally does but that wonderful bloody porterhouse was way too much. He ate as much as he could. Rare steak with a side of gorgonzola spread, baked potato smothered with cheese and crumbled bacon, grilled asparagus with a balsamic glaze, everything with a ton of garlic. A nice bottle of red to wash it all down! He could only eat a fraction of it and is full as s**t! stressed He can’t even enjoy a decent meal like this!! gonk

Next on the list…transportation. He stops at a dealer and in about 30 minutes later he’s driving a Jaguar. Cash speaks volumes. cool As he drives, he lights up a cigar and heads back to load his prepped arsenal into the trunk. Normally for a job like this, he’d be wearing something a little less conspicuous and be careful to work in the cover of night. But ******** IT talk2hand …he just doesn’t give a s**t anymore if he’s gotta live out his life in this freak show of a body. talk2hand

The more he thinks about it just makes him pissed off all over again. evil He comes to a screeching halt in front of the safe house and a couple of guys stare. He slams the car door and sees them eyeballing him. He stands tall, pulls out a gun (with a silencer) and yells at them.*

DA ******** YOUS STARIN AT?!! scream

*The two guys scatter and he tucks the pistol back into his vest mumbling in Italian at himself. He makes several trips into the house, carrying stuff, throwing it into the trunk and then back again…repeat…repeat…repeat. When everything is loaded up, he squeals the tires as he puts the gas pedal of the car to the floor.* evil  

[Naamio]

Franco checks in at the safe house, only to see no one was guarding the secret entrance emotion_donotwant Feeling even more frustrated now he checks the rooms. Cash, weapons, cigars... missing.
Nows just who done come in 'ere and Cazzo questo posto? ehh?
rompere i coglioni a qualcuno... mad
Franco stops out back to his car, one of the gaurds waiting there informs him about the blue man speaking italian and how they thought he might be one of Franco's new boys...
Are yous pazzo?! scream
Revs the engine and peels off, pissed off now. Find this new Blue Italian wanna be Don...  

[Alfonso Giovanni]

*It occurs to him that in the off chance his lovely Dolce Cosa DOES want him this way (and that chance is about 1 in a million stressed ) that he better show up with a token of his affection for her. In a swanky part of town, he suddenly pulls over crossing a lane or two and flips off all the drivers honking their horns at him. He also manages to run a curb and hit a parking meter. He gets out of the car and people start to get out of the way as he walks toward them. Looking for just the right place, he spies it…BINGO…fine jewelry. He kicks open the door and waltzes in.

Inside is a couple of clerks and a lady all dressed up fancy and she’s got one of those “rat” dogs in her arm wearing a diamond collar. emotion_eyebrow He goes up to the counter next to the lady and interrupts*

Gimme da maggiore diamond yous gots in dis ere place. cool

*While the dudes behind the counter stare at him, he looks at them over his sunglasses to show them he’s not joking. stare The lady next to him scoffs and then her yappy mutt starts barking at him. She puts the dog down and the dog bites his pant leg and growl. He takes out his gun with silencer and without hesitation whacks the dog. evil

The horrified woman lets out a shriek and he covers his ears at the piercing sound. gonk He points the gun at her next.*

SHUT DA ******** UP LADY OR YOUS GONNA BE NEXT!! NA GET DA ******** ATTA ERE!! scream  

[Naamio]

Franco gets a ring on his cell. One of the boys informs him that the imposter Don is knocking off a jewelry store right up 9th street.
Franco pops a U-turn right in mid traffic, leaving skid marks on the asphalt.
Franco's gots yous now ceffo cool
Franco parks his car right behind that jag and leaps out the door, goons appear out of the alleyways behind him.
Franco stands in the jewelry store door with his gun marksed right at this coglione's head.
Ehhh, you's talkin to me? emotion_eyebrow
Franco thinks he might know this joker but nah, this dude looks like a rabid dog version of that little blue fascina zitellona messes with.  

[Alfonso Giovanni]

*He turns around to see the Boss. eek OMG its FRANCO! He stretches his arms out wide.*

MARRONE!! gonk FRANCO!! I’s knows ting looks real bad ere Boss. But yous gotta help ‘Ol Gio!! I’s gonna go outs a mine mind wit dis…dis mirtillo!! gonk

*He starts pulling at his skin and severely freaking out.* gonk

An Dolce Cosa!! Dat no good figlio di una cagna mirtillo is prolly cazzo adesso!! scream gonk stressed

*Even the thought of this makes him physically ill and he runs over to the nearest glass case jumps on top of it to hang his head over the other side to puke. emotion_puke  

[Alfonso Giovanni]

*Well there goes a perfectly prepared rare porterhouse. stressed ******** ME!! stressed gonk He gets back off of the glass case and steady’s himself.*

I’s gonna pop a cap in dat mutha ******** culo!! scream

*Turns around, grabs a chair and smashes one of the cases.* evil

Now dat yous attention is got, WHERE’S THAT MUTHA ******** DIAMOND!! scream

*Is seriously going to lose his s**t.*  

[Naamio]

Franco raises an eyebrow at the blue man, he understands his dialect perfectly.
Them gears are trying to turn, da Don is a clever man cool
Dis mutt looks like that fascina but talks like ol' GIo...
Franco starts to let his finger loose from the trigger, but then
eek eek eek eek
Franco refocuses the gun
Yous arrapato di uno isn't yous!? il demonio!
Eh' lady, yous betta get outta 'ere, dis 'eres a possesso!
Francos hands now shake as he marks the sign of the cross over his chest.  

[Alfonso Giovanni]

No no no no no no no!!! stressed It’s ‘Ol Gio, Boss!! You gotta credimi, Boss!! gonk

*Tries to think of ANYTHING he can say to make Franco know its him. ninja He starts to pace and snaps his fingers a couple of times. Then it comes to him. He rushes over to Franco and grabs the Boss by the upper arms. All crazy eyed, he starts to speak. surprised

‘Ol Gio members when da Boss gots banged fa da foist time. ‘Ol Gio gots Carmela ta takes a notice ta Franco. ‘Ol Gio introdotto da Boss da dat bella donna!! cool  

[Naamio]

Lady who's dog got whacked finally came out of shock enough to hall a** out the door past Franco, thanking him while she sobbed and ran.
Everyone respects da Don emotion_dealwithit
Suddenly, while the lady distracted him the demon pushed the body to pin Franco against the wall eek

Now it's speaking in tongues reading 'is mine, finding ways to trick him.
dat demon wants Franco's body now! eek

It's all up to Franco now, he has to get the demon out of this body and send it back. He needs to find the angelo version. Franco has an idea.

Ehh, arrapato, whys don't yous act real nice like for Franco 'ere
Eh?
Whys done yous come on outta dat facina and show us yous just a sweet fighetta?
Ehh?
eek

Franco is shaking, just terrified.

In facts, whys don' we take a little ride, eh?
you's show me where yous 'am 'ere from? We sort dis all out. Real classy like?
Den Franco can 'ears you out.

Franco feel like he is the most bad a** Don even right now, while he is nearly pissing himself in fear. As long as dis demon wants 'is flesh, afteralls it's only natural cool , he has control...  

[Alfonso Giovanni]

*Ears perk up.* eek

********!! eek It’s da cops!! scream

Grabs Franco, hauls him out to the Jaguar and yells at him to get in. He jumps into the drivers seat and when the Boss is secure he hits the pedal to the floor and squeals the hell outa there. gonk  

[Naamio]

Franco, nor any goons, hear the sirens.
Before Franco knows it, he's trapped in the Jag and they've peeled out.
Franco realizes his car is left there, at the scene stressed
But the goons were left there too...
They'll take care of the Interruttore di ciliegio... sweatdrop plus that lady wit' the dean dog knows the Don help 'er out.

But now Franco's in a real pickle 'ere...
re-cocks the gun
Non provare niente di stupido
Franco decides to see where this fessacchione brings 'em, clicks on the GPS from his phone with his other hand so the goons can get back on the trail.  

[Alfonso Giovanni]

*Grips the steering wheel of the Jag so hard his knuckles turn a very “pale blue” and drives like a madman on a mission. evil He’s spent his entire life fighting for his Pietrina. He’s capped every single one of her suitors and even had to real sneaky like get rid of her now EX husband who is the only man still walking this earth because of her insistence. stressed He left that cazzo cop alive for her. He would do anything for her…even lay down his own life.

He hears the familiar sound of the pistol c**k and glances at Franco* emotion_eyebrow

Da ********, FRANCO!! scream Wassamattawitchoo!! stressed

Sees a liquor store and suddenly jerks the car to pull over. He pulls right in front of the doors to the place and points at Franco.

Na don yous moves. We’s gots a job…capiche? evil

*He gets out of the car and quick as can be come out of the store with 2 bottles of tequila (the good stuff) and some beef jerky. He gets back into the car, hands a bottle to Franco, opens the other and takes a swig. He revs the engine of the Jag and floors it again. twisted  

[ThisEmptySoul]

*first stop on "Gio's" day out: waxing salon. They ask him what he wants, and he says EVERYTHING. Chest, back, arms, a**, Brazilian, hell even legs because why the ******** not emotion_awesome It wasn't nearly as painful as it could have been given this body's tolerance to pain, but that Brazilian was still a bit much stressed The boys offered to take him out for cocktails afterward to numb him out, but he said he was doing a "detox" kind of thing ninja so they took him to a trendy vegan restaurant that just opened up instead, which he was a lot more grateful for because he was ******** starving emotion_zombie Thankfully, he had a huge wad of cash on him so he was able to spend a few hundred dollars filling up on faux-meat reubens with sides emotion_omnomnom

After that, it was off for a mani-pedi plus facial which he slept through; aside from the boring conversation that he couldn't relate to, the larger than normal meal he had just made him tired. emotion_zzz By the time someone woke him up, all his nails were trimmed, filed, and polished to a pristine shine and his skin was baby soft. emotion_awesome

Next, it was off to clothes shopping. While he partway hoped the couple would find something super flamboyant for him, they seemed to think it would take away from his "dark and handsome mystique" or some non-sense rolleyes As he kept insisting he needed more color, Sergio eventually broke down and agreed to let him do something with his hair for that color he was begging for.*  

[Alfonso Giovanni]

*As he’s driving, he rips open the stick of beef jerky with his teeth and wolfs it down. emotion_omnomnom He’s simply got to try and calm down or he’s going to get there and literally just execute the mirtillo without getting any information!! stressed He focuses on breathing deeply and exhaling purposefully trying to focus on that alone until he sees drive through burger joint. ninja He’s got to get some food in this pathetic body! stressed

Pulls up to the drive through and orders the largest greasy cheeseburger they have, a side of fries and tells the voice in the speaker on the menu board to stick that ******** soft drink UP HIS CULO!! scream He’s got tequila for christ sake!

He asks Franco if he wants anything, but Franco looks to be in too much shock for a burger. And seriously, who can blame the Boss!! HIS ******** SKIN IS BLUE!! gonk stressed

Once he as his food, he pulls over and wolfs as much as he can down.* emotion_omnomnom