If life gives you lemons...

[Aloria Angel]

id save it for a raining day.  

[Homozaki]

No question? Well I'll make up one:

What would you do if life gave you a kiss? Hit it and storm off.

What would you do if life gave you a cantaloupe?  

[InsaneChoco]

Throw it at my sister.

What if life gave you an oppertunity to murder someone?  

[Aloria Angel]

i wouldn't do it...unless i was certain i would get away with it.
what if life gave you a musical all about you?  

[Britomartis-the-Valiant]

I'd rewrite it. And hide.

What would you do if life gave you a crowd of devoted fans who never left you in peace?  

[Homozaki]

Bathe in their worship and then slaughter them all.
What would you do if life gave you a door witha brick wall behind it?  

[Rosalina Thorne]

Homozaki

Bathe in their worship and then slaughter them all.
What would you do if life gave you a door witha brick wall behind it?

Blow it up with dynamite... lots and lots of dynamite. twisted

If life gave you a library full of banned books, what would you do with it?  

[Aloria Angel]

Read them all and then let all of my other friends read them.
what if life gave you a song dedicated to you?  

[Homozaki]

I would sing it all the time.
What would you do if life gave to Edward from Twilight wearing only a red ribbon in the important place? wink  

[Aloria Angel]

Um...ogle at him before he runs off to Bella.
What if life gave you the returned affection of someone you adore?  

[mewonthefreeway]

I'd be happy

If life gave you a dollar, what would you do with it?  

[rgjh8754]

I'd buy a pack of gum.

What if life gave you a cow?  

[The one that never was]

Hack it up and make a burger.

What if life gave you. . . A Ninja? ninja  

[rgjh8754]

I'd hire them as my bodyguard.

What if life gave you a pirate?  

[Kaia_the_Noble]

Start marauding...

If life gave you pennies: